.:the-bean.net:. Icon: The New Theme Song

This was my very, very first LJ icon. I wanted to show my support for GLBT rights without being militant. So... yeah.

Past adoption(s): Deani Bean

This is my cat, The Precious, in cartoon-y form. Isn't she precious? I love my cat. I could go on for days about my cat, but I won't, out of respect for my fellow human beings.

Past adoption(s): Deani Bean

That LJ meme strikes again. This time, it was for For-chan. I chose Hugo Weaving from her LJ interests and could not get the picture of him in "The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert" out of my head, hence the subject matter of this icon. Because, really, can flamboyant look any better? I think not.

Past adoption(s): For-chan Cookies

Devin Harris asks, and I deliver. All she wanted was an Elastigirl icon. This was the best I could, but at least I got to use my favorite quote from her. Good times. Hope Devin digs it!

Past adoption(s): Devin Harris

Made by Summer Starr
Summer says: Because everyone loves a little song and dance.... before they get some, that is.
Deani says: This is wrong. So, so wrong. But not as wrong as her 'old school' icon. Because the wrongness surpasses even this wrongness. On many, many levels.

Past adoption(s): Summer Starr

Made by Summer Starr
Summer says: Because nothing beats vintage. ~_^ And these are totally oldschool OTPs! My OTPs! If only I'd have found a Johnny Quest pic that I could have used.
Deani says: See? Fucking told you so.

Past adoption(s): Summer Starr

One night, Summer called me and requested that I make her a 'school crest', with the idea behind it being for 'Old School' slash. I came up with a full-sized version of this but shrunk it into an icon with the 'school' motto following it. Who doesn't love old school slash?

Past adoption(s): None

A very nice lady name Monica visited the site and requested a Marty/Doc icon. I scoured the web for pics, and this is the one that grabbed my attention. Of course, I went a little cheesy with it, but come on. The 'Back to the Future' movies -are- cheesy. And that's why we love them.

Past adoption(s): Monica

This could be taken in so many ways. Basically, I just made it to be snarky. There are so many icons that are all, "My fandom is better than yours" or "My fandom can kick your fandom's ass." I just thought it be more fun to say, "Oh, look. I'm totally pissing all over your fandom. How droll." Because that's just more of a snarky asshole move. Hee.

Past adoption(s): None

I used to think Orlando Bloom was really pretty to look at. And then they gave him more lines. And lead roles. I don't like Orlando Bloom. I don't think he can act at all. He's annoying to me. And greasy. And he could stand to gain a few pounds. And... I really don't like Orlando Bloom.

Past adoption(s): None

Made by Summer Starr
Summer says: Coming soon!
Deani says: This was requested by some guy for Summer to create for him. She struggled with it only because we were both all, "Eww, much?" Just goes to show there are all kinds of fans out there. Be proud of your fandom.

Past adoption(s): Some guy

I'd kinda been looking to make this icon for a while now, and Kelly brought it up again, so I just did it. The Evil Dead series is fucking brilliant. Bruce Campbell is the God of Camp. Bow, bitches, bow.

Past adoption(s): Kelly

I have been meaning to make this icon for-fucking-ever. It's from that "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" skit on 'Saturday Night Live'. My favorite 'Deep Thought' ever. "Sometimes, when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A pumpkin with a knife stuck in the side of it with a note that says: "you". After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." Fucking classic.

Past adoption(s): None

The fabulous Devin wanted an icon saying, "Ohhh, the pain!" with a pic of Dr. Smith from "Lost In Space," the sci-fi series from way back in the day. I dunno if she actually liked this or not, but I friggin' love the expression on his face.

Past adoption(s): Devin

I made this for myself. I can't remember what show I was watching but somebody was talking about how scary Darth Vader was and commented, "May the Force terrify your ass." I thought that was clever and decided that icon must be made.

Past adoption(s): Deani

The inimitable Devin once again requested an icon, this time for her crush on Kitt, the car from "Knight Rider". It's a crush. The icon's a play on words. I'm not always that fuckin' clever, you know?

Past adoption(s): Devin

This was requested by A PhoenixDragon, who really wanted a quasi-crossover icon for Wesley from "Angel" and Jack" from "SG-1". This was the end result.

Past adoption(s): A PhoenixDragon

I use this quote all the fucking time. In fact, it may be my favorite quote of all-time at this point. Obviously, it comes from Guy in "Galaxy Quest". He says this because he's astounded by the fact that the people on the show didn't know anything about sci-fi or their own show. It applies on so many levels to so many things. I had to make this.

Past adoption(s): Deani

From one of the funniest scenes in "Galaxy Quest". I often wonder this myself. But for many different reasons. The brilliance of this movie never ends.

Past adoption(s): Deani

Dave Chappelle said this line in his standup comedy routine, and I laughed my fucking ass off. It's just like... DUH. And everybody needs a really fucking bitchy "duh" icon.

Past adoption(s): Deani

I am addicted to watching "Criminal Minds". Not only is the show actually good, but it also has Shemar Moore. Shemar Moore, who just might be the finest brother on the planet. I drool. Constantly. He hasn't replaced Chris Judge in my heart, but you can't tell me that Shemar Moore is not the hottest things I've ever seen. Seriously. I would lick him. Everywhere. And pay to do it.

Past adoption(s): Deani

This is my letter to the canon of a couple of my shows. We all have our pairings that don't really exist on the shows (slashers, you know what I'm talking about), and canon is always fucking it up. I'm totally serious about this. Stop the bullshit canon.

Past adoption(s): Deani

I've been meaning to make this icon for a while. This movie is retarded, but I always laugh my ass off at it, especially at this part. And tell me, folks: don't we all wish we could hold up this sign sometimes?

Past adoption(s): None

I needed a non-specific icon that had nothing to do with anything. This icon was born. I realize most folks probably wouldn't use it because of the "D", but if your name starts with "D" and you need a non-specific icon, this is the one for you.

Past adoption(s): Deani

All day long, I work. And then time begins its daily creep towards slower hell. Seriously. It seems like time all but freakin' stops. Does this describe your workday? You may want to adopt this badboy for yourself then.

Past adoption(s): Saya, MacCheese